Daniel Solove writes:
I was able to obtain the latest National Security Agency (NSA) memo leaked by Edward Snowden. I reprint it in full below.
TOP SECRET AND CLASSIFIED
THE NATIONAL SECURITY AGENCY
SANTA SURVEILLANCE PROGRAM (SSP)
Intelligence reports have indicated an alarming amount of chatter between citizens of the United States and a foreign organization with unknown whereabouts somewhere near the North Pole. The organization is led by an elderly bearded cleric with the alias, “Santa.”
We have probable cause to believe that this “Santa” organization is providing material support to terrorist cells in the United States.
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